If he isn’t careful ...
Rich Mogull with his LiveChat service is gonna end up in a conversation something like this:
h4x0r: Hey, I hear you like to cyber.
brtne666: Sure, you wanna get it on?
h4x0r: Yeah, tell me what you’ve got on.
brtne666: I’ve got this cute little black thong, and a leather bikini top
h4x0r: No, I mean, what services have you got on? ssh? telnet?
brtne666: Huh?
h4x0r: It’s okay, I’ll do an nmap. Yeah, baby, you’re wide open for me, aren’t you?
brtne666: I’m running my fingers through your hair
h4x0r: You’re running finger? Oh, that’s great. Let me unzip my tools here.
brtne666: You’re unzipping your tool already?
h4x0r: I enumerate your users. You give it all up for me.
brtne666: Okay baby
h4x0r: I crack one of your passwords. Now I’m in.
brtne666: What’s that about my crack
h4x0r: I start uploading my secret files to you. Ooooh, that’s nice.
h4x0r: I install a back door so I can come back later whenever I like.
brtne66: Hey, y’know I don’t really go for back door action k?
h4x0r: Relax, baby, I’ll be gentle
h4x0r: Now I’m installing a keylogger so I can watch everything you do.
brtne666: You like to watch, baby
h4x0r: Oh yeah. Now I’m penetrating your defenses. You’re disabling your rulesets for me.
brtne666: Okay, whatever
h4x0r: It’s uptime, baby!!1
h4x0r: I slip your sweet site the hot sql injection
brtne666: the what??
h4x0r: I’ve got all your tables
brtne666: we’re doing it on the table?
h4x0r: oh yeah, you love it
h4x0r: I’m pounding your network with my dos attack
brtne666: wtf
h4x0r: pounding harder and harder
h4x0r: you cant even do a reverse lookup
h4x0r: youre beggin for mercy
h4x0r: your data is leakin all over the dmz
brtne666: ok, I think we’re done here
h4x0r: just one more min
h4x0r: almost there
h4x0r: ...
h4x0r: oh yeah
h4x0r: I pwned you so good baby
h4x0r: but now I gotta go, there’s a juicy online brokerage that’s begging for my attention
h4x0r has left the room.
brtne666: what? you BASTARD!!!
brtne666: oh well
brtne666: at least he didn’t try that Bayesian risk analysis sh*t like the last guy.
on 08/26 at 11:08 PM:
on 08/27 at 12:34 AM:
And now I need to clean pepsi max off my keyboard. Love it.
on 08/28 at 09:34 AM:
on 09/01 at 02:32 AM:
I got your informative priors, right here baby! I’m gonna move you from a state of nature to a state of knowledge, you know what I mean?