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If Twitter were all we had for security ...

Imagine the chatter:

@soc1 @soc2 k send me the pcap

@soc2 @soc1 00 04 23 c1 de 2f 00 04 23 bf a1 2f 08 00 45 00 ..#../..#../..E.
00 3c 95 32 40 00 40 06 c6 5b bf d7 0a 90 bf d7 ..2@.@..[......

@soc2 fuck

@Beaker CLOUD RULEZ OK

@schneier @Beaker No, it doesn’t.

@Beaker @schneier Shut up

@schneier @Beaker No you shut up

@schneier MOOOOMMMMM

@Beaker MOOOOMMMMM

@lmacvittie SHUT UP BOTH OF YOUSE

@lmacvittie As I was saying -

@lmacvittie The trth is tht whn u strt spnng up mult inst of any client 4 the prpses of tstg an app u cn indvrtntly doom ur test 2 fail due 2 undrlyng a

@lmacvittie Damn it.

@alexhutton Now obviously the probabilistic statements would eventually require more effort once some substantial level of organizational maturity has b

@alexhutton Screw it, let’s go with risk = assets x threat x vulnerability.

@ISO @user I see you downloading that pr0n. Take your hands off the keyboard and put them behind your back.

@ranum Security is broken and it’ll never be fixed. Any conferences left where I haven’t tweeted this yet?

@hacker1 Dude, I totally broke Adobe. Want the sploit?

@hacker2 Dude, I totally broke SHA1. Want the sploit?

@hacker3 Dude, I totally broke DNS. Want the sploit?

@hacker4 Dude, I totally broke the Pentagon. Want the sploit?

@securityresearcher Dude, I totally broke WPA2. Want the sploit?

@vendor1 We will describe a sustainable approach where access controls are not just viewed as an IT artifact but as way to deliver sustainable value i

@vendor2 A policy mgt approach cn intgrte key access ctrl, id mgmt and governance capabilities into the fabric of risk mgmt processes and solutions.

@ISO @spam @vendor1 @vendor2

@auditor compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance compliance complian

@rybolov I KAN HAZ FISMA?

@auditor @rybolov No FISMA, ISO 17799. We sweetch.

@phisher Hi Im Twitter admin please give me yr password here: _______________________ kthx

@securityczar OMGWTF Dude, they totally broke our Pentagon.