In celebration of Mother’s Day ...
Wash your data when it comes in from the Internet. Do you want to get viruses?
Don’t leave the firewall open!
Don’t share your shared secret with anyone else. (?)
I don’t care whether your friends are doing it. On MY network, you’re not doing it, and that’s final.
Just wait until the CEO gets home!
You tracked that worm into the house. YOU clean it up. I’m tired of cleaning up after all of you.
I don’t care who started it; I’m finishing it. Both of you, go to your offices!
No games until you clean up your hard drive!
When YOU pay for the computer, THEN you can keep it private. Until then, I’m coming in whenever I want.
How many times do I have to tell you not to open strange attachments?? Am I talking to a wall??
Because I’m the ISO, that’s why!
and finally:
Just wait until you have users of your own, then you’ll understand.
Why can’t you be more like that Ricky Popinowski down the street? He doesn’t allow his users to have local admin rights on their machines!