YA BH/DC BP.
It’s twue, I’m off to DefHat or whatever the hell passes for a week-long party in Vegas. Packing now:
- list of people to buy drinks for
- list of vendors to tease
- list of people to bring back souvenirs for
- list of things to carry on my personage in case the bag gets lost
- NOT BRINGING LAPTOP, ARE YOU CRAZY?
- anti-h4X0r spray
- dinner-with-expensive-vendor clothes
- non-black t-shirts
- CHARGER. Must remember BB charger.
- absinthe lollipops (hope they get here in time)
- decoy USB drives
- decoy Fed polo shirt
- fake mustache
- fake merkin
- jumbo-sized Tiger Balm
- garlic Altoids
- winter-issue handcuffs—wait, this is Vegas, make it the gel-chilled ones instead
- Chuck E. Cheese tokens
- Dostoyevsky comic books
- backup set of bongos
- Dora the Explorer underwear, just for good luck
There, I think I’m ready. See you RSN.
Posted by shrdlu on Sunday, August 03, 2008(2) Comments • Permalink •
